100+ Best Dad Jokes To Make Your Family Have Big Smile

Funny Dad Jokes: Best Dad Jokes to Make Your Family Have A Big Smile: Hillarious Jokes

by Denise Doyen

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Looking for the best dad jokes to make your family laugh? We've got you covered with over 100 hilarious jokes that are sure to get a chuckle.

Whether you're at the dinner table, on a road trip, or just hanging out at home, these dad jokes are perfect for any occasion.

Food Jokes

• What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
• What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
• Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
• What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
• Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Animal Jokes

• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
• What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
• What do you call a kangaroo that can't jump? A pouch potato.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
• What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.

People Jokes

• What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-trophobic.
• What do you call a person who's always taking selfies? A selfie-ish.
• What do you call a person who's always late? A procrastinator.
• What do you call a person who's always complaining? A whiner.
• What do you call a person who's always making excuses? A liar.

Other Jokes

• What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
• What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
• Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

There you have it, over 100 of the best dad jokes that are sure to make your family laugh out loud.

So next time you're looking for a way to entertain your family, just reach for this list of dad jokes and you're sure to have everyone in stitches.

Funny Dad Jokes: Best Dad Jokes to Make Your Family Have A Big Smile: Hillarious Jokes

by Denise Doyen

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	4022 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Print length	:	55 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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